Driving around town I've been hearing a "make more of what's yours"radio ad by Chase Bank
that includes a part where a woman ponders how she wished her skirt had pockets.

well, umm... actually...

no.

Pockets in skirts may be a nice idea in theory, but in practice you'd almost assuredly end up
with bulges in areas where you might not want them while those pockets are in use.

And pockets in set locations means a limited capability of where you can put
your things for the most comfortable carry. 

Instead, choose better.
Choose freedom.
Choose PortaPocket.