Did you see that SuperGirl post Serena made on facebook? She'd been in a restaurant and some dude stole her cell while it was sitting on a chair. Not to be denied, our heroine rushed out, confronted the perp and got her property back. Phew! Even got a standing O when she returned to the eatery. But oh my...why? Not why about the ovation...that was totally deserved! Good for her not to be victimized... But why did it happen at all? Because her cell was ....over...... there. Ripe for the pickings ;/
And then...there was the Jack attack. Not a physical one, but the rant on clothing designers singer Jack Johnson made via twitter:
Jack JohnsonVerified account@JackJackJohnson
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PANTS DESIGNERS IM SO FRUSTRATED OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE CHANGING WORLD DAMNIT Jack JohnsonVerified account@JackJackJohnson
SHALLOW POCKETS SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE 99% OF PHONE OWNERS HAVE PHONES TALLER THAN 4 INCHES WHY'S HALF MY PHONE STICKING OUT MY POCKET
Just like you and I.
We're all just people.
With all the same problems.
Meanwhile, we think we might know a way to give Serena and Jack some relief.
What do you think?
Comments
cynthia s
Why isn’t she using a PortaPocket? She needs to know how this would’ve changed her game both on the court and off.
November 12, 2015
Carol
I agree, she needs a PortaPocket!
November 12, 2015
Aisha
Can’t grab a cellphone that’s hidden discreetly under your garments! Totally send a blinged out pocket her way!
November 12, 2015
maya
yes! I heard about that thing with Serena too. It would be great if people were more honest, but since we can never be too sure, I think she should just wear PortaPocket and not have to worry. Maybe you guys should just send her one..
November 12, 2015
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