PortaPocket Notebook

Getting Red Carpet Ready?
The Oscars are coming! And with it, an excessively long and drawn out awards ceremony that almost certainly leaves some starlets a bit starved for some food (if not attention ;).
A delectable dinner's divine, but when served much too late, it leaves Hollywood stomachs rumbling and a feeling of can't-we-just-get-this- over-with itis. Stop the madness!
Your secret weapon's locked and loaded... and delivers that sugar punch when you need it most. See?
What every self-respecting starlet needs at the Oscars
Not only SPANX goes under that gown, sweetheart ;)
Open in case of emergency ;)
So...what's under your outft?
Gotta keep your things near (...why not tell us, here! :)